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Showing posts with label Funny. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Funny. Show all posts

Thursday

"Eat the rich" popsicles in NYC

                                     Posted To YouTube By CBS New York

Monday

Potential juror in Parkland shooting trial explains ‘sugar daddy’ situat...

                                Posted To YouTube By WPLG Local 10


What is the next excuse ? I am an
illegal drug dealer and I would lose
tens of thousands of dollars monthly .

Thursday

Friday

Service Sanitation Jingle Johns Hallelujah Chorus Singing Porta-Potties !


                                  Posted To YouTube By Service Sanitation

                      ICYMI

Monday

Most hula hoop spins around the bum in three minutes - Guinness World Re...

                          
                             Posted To YouTube By Guinness World Records


Friday

New Year - New Name - No Fu*king Jokes

 According to the Guardian newspaper, a small town in Austria name Fucking have decided to change its name officially to Fugging on January 1, 2021. The Towns people are tired of people stealing signs post with the towns name and all the jokes about the town and its residents. In the past few years the number of tourist stopping in Fucking to get pictures of themselves by the sign posts has increased dramatically

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Thursday

12 Towns with Christmas themed names



Christmas, Florida                                                                                          

Christmas, Michigan

Christmas Cove, Maine

Christmas Valley, Oregon

North Pole, Alaska

North Pole, New York

Bethlehem, Pennsylvania

Nazareth, Pennsylvania

Rudolph, Wisconsin

Snowflake, Arizona

Mistletoe, Kentucky

Santa Claus, Georgia







Wednesday

Funny Head Stone

                                                                 Funny Head Stone !






Friday

Man receives 9 Years of Pizzas he did not order !

According to an article on Newser, Newser article Here . A man who lives in Turnhout,Belgium has been receiving unwanted pizza orders at all hours of the night for 9 years ! He refuses the orders and sends them away, but it keeps going on. He is quoted in the article as saying " I cannot sleep anymore, I start shaking every time I hear a scooter on the street." 🍕🍕


Tuesday

Friday

Dead people don't count for HOV Lane ??

A Hearse driver was pulled over on the Las Vegas freeway for driving in the HOV lane with only one person in the vehicle. When the officer ask the driver why he was in the HOV lane he said he had two people in the vehicle and pointed to the body in back . The officer laughed and stated that two or more live people must be in the vehicle to use the HOV lanes and gave the driver a warning .


Tuesday

Bring a grocery bag or be ashamed !!

Would you carry you groceries home in a bag that had one of the following titles on it : "Colon Care Co-Op" or "Into the weird Adult Video Emporium " what about "Wart Ointment Wholesale" . A Vancouver grocery, East West Market is trying to discourage customers from using plastic bags by charging five cents per bag and printing the weird logos on the side , also on each bag is the phrase avoid the shame bring a reusable bag. Just trying to do their part . More Info ...





Friday

State Senator Receives Over 1700 Decks Of Playing Cards !!

Maureen Walsh , A Washington state senator received over 1700 decks of playing cards after making the remark that most nurses in rural Hospitals spend most of their day Playing Cards !   She made this comment during a debate on a bill that would require Hospitals give the nurses uninterrupted meal and rest breaks . Miss Walsh apologized for her comments after receiving the cards and thousands of phone calls .


Monday

World Ends at 10:00 PM Tonight !!!

                      World Ends At 10:00 PM Tonight !

                       For More Details, Watch Tonight's 11:00 PM News on channel 5



Happy April Fool's !!



Friday

Dad Gets Birthday Texts After Sons Post Number on Billboard



                                        posted To YouTube By Inside Edition

Tuesday

Nasa Wants To Probe Deeper Into Uranus Than Ever Before

Nasa wants to do WHAT to my WHAT ? They don't know me that well ! No thanks I'll watch TV  Yes you read that right ! That was the head line for an article published on the site Physics-astronomy.org on July 21, 2018 . If you click the link it will take you to that article .


Photo from Physics-astronomy.org